For the same reason my fav movie genre is comedy, one of my fav twitterers is
@funnyoneliners: I LOVE TO LAUGH!! On crappy, cloudy days, when I don't feel like tweeting myself, rest assured, I'm looking for @funnyoneliners on my TweetDeck. The profile of the ostrich, alone, cracks me up. Here's a lil sample. Get ready to ROFL, LOL & LMBO...
- Water is just coffee that hasn't reached its full potential.
- Kite flying. The sport for people whose athletic ability is being able to hold on to a string.
- When birds take a blow to the head, I wonder if they see a little circle of flying humans.
- I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Which means I have nineteen hours to do six months of flossing.
- Is constipate an irregular verb?
- How come when my wife says she needs to talk its never about football?
For the same reason my fav movie genre is comedy, one of my fav twitterers is @funnyoneliners: I LOVE TO LAUGH!! On crappy, cloudy days, when I don't feel like tweeting myself, rest assured, I'm looking for @funnyoneliners on my TweetDeck. The profile of the ostrich, alone, cracks me up. Here's a lil sample. Get ready to ROFL, LOL & LMBO...
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I follow them too! They do a great job of cracking me up. Although some are a little racy..
funny...and clever too
# 4 had me rollin... I'm gonna check them out on Twitter and give them a follow..
Jeff- yea, once in awhile they are, what my kids would call, "potty talk" LOL!
Ann - Clever, that is a perfect descriptor!
Oh yea, Glowing 4 Him, u gotta follow 'em. #4 made me LOL cuz its SO me! ;)
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