The Stupid Stationary Bike

We're on a 4-day leadership retreat and this morning, I got up at 6am to work out. I had preconceived notions about the hotel's fitness room. Or should I say, "fitness broom closet?" When I walked in, there were 2 ellipticals, 1 treadmill and 1 stationary bike. Now I don't like stationary bikes, they're uncomfortable on your butt and bad for your posture. However, the ellipticals AND the treadmill were occupied by other guests, so I had to use the stationary bike. This was my first frustration. My second frustration was that the bike was in back of the occupied cardio equipment (see picture). So while my behind was uncomfortable, I rode the bike behind the other guests and got to stare at their behinds for thirty minutes! AGH! I hope I have better luck tomorrow!